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Mesdames, apprenez et appliquez ces règles simples.

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L’identité nationale passionne nos maris. Mesdames, préoccupons-nous de l’identité Parisienne. En effet, des règles précises permettent à la provinciale aux joues rouges de s’adapter pour devenir encore plus chic que Xavière Tibéri. Les voici :

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1) La Parisienne doit parler la langue de Molière (ou au moins son équivalent contemporain, Frédéric Beigbeder), c’est à dire qu’il va bien falloir un jour perdre cet accent ridicule et surtout laisser tomber une bonne fois pour toutes le patois.

2) Ceci fait, la Parisienne doit être capable de chanter sans lire sa feuille :
- "Les Bobos" de Renaud, si la pauvresse n’a pas eu les moyens en débarquant de sa campagne à Austerlitz de s’établir dans le quartier, et vit donc par exemple à Abesses.
- "Quelqu’un m’a dit" pour toutes les autres, venues coloniser les arrondissements centraux pour en dévaliser les boutiques.

3) La Parisienne peut porter le foulard. A condition bien sûr que cela soit autour du cou, et de chez Hermès.

4) La Parisienne doit possèder au moins dix cartes d’abonnement dans divers instituts de beauté, centres de massage Ayurvédique, salles de Power Plate (le Pilates est également toléré), parfumeries, boutiques de couturiers, et surtout musées dont Beaubourg et le Louvre.

5) La Parisienne, après 30 ans, doit être mariée ou au moins avoir un enfant. Cela lui évite de chercher des sujets de conversation intéressants pendant les déjeuners ou dîners entre amis. En ce qui concerne le mari, il est bien évident qu’il ne s’agit pas de choisir un incapable qui n’a pas les moyens de vous faire vivre dans un arrondissement central.

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6) La Parisienne doit être à l’aise avec l’Euro. Les ploucs qui convertissent en anciens francs seront reconduites de l’autre côté du périphérique.

7) Le seul côté "Campagne" que la Parisienne peut accepter est la fréquentation des marchés bios. Les paniers bios pour les feignasses sont également tolérés. Une oxygénation aux Jardin des Plantes ou du Luxembourg est également la bienvenue.

8) En cas d’excursion de ce genre, la Parisienne prévoit toujours dans son sac à main une paire de ballerines, pour ne pas anéantir ses Louboutins dans la boue.

9) La Parisienne est au régime. Ne venez pas, avec vos kilos en trop et vos cuisses qui se touchent, anéantir la réputation des femmes de la capitale. Vous devez être longiligne. Tout macaron consommé sera suivi d’une semaine de programme détox.

10) Enfin, la Parisienne voyage. Veillez-donc à respecter ces règles simples pour être autorisée à réintégrer la capitale au retour de Mahé.

Bon courage Mesdames, soyez à la hauteur de notre Brave Capitale.

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      In der Tat belegen neue Studien einen Zusammenhang zwischen Geschlechtsverkehr und Testosteronproduktion.
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      etwa 1 bis 2 Prozent abnimmt (Stanworth & Jones, 2008).
      Dieser Prozess des langsamen, aber stetigen Abfalls konnte in mehreren großen epidemiologischen Studien übereinstimmend gezeigt werden (Kaufman & Vermeulen, 2005), (Vermeulen et al., 1996).
      Einer weiteren Studie zufolge sind bis zu 40% der Männer über forty five von Testosteronmangel betroffen (Mulligan et al., 2008).
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      hin, dass eine erhöhte körperliche Aktivität zur Erhöhung des Testosteronspiegels noch vorteilhafter war als eine Diät zur Gewichtsabnahme.

      Aus dieser Substanz entsteht dann in einem weiteren Schritt Androstendion, welches dann mithilfe eines Enzyms Testosteronmoleküle entstehen lässt.

      Aus diesen wird dann mithilfe des Enzyms Aromatase Östrogen gebildet (1).
      Dies ist nur eine sehr heruntergebrochene Beschreibung dieser hochkomplexen Zusammenhänge.

      In diesem Artikel erfahren Sie, was Sie auf natürliche Art dagegen tun können. Ein langes, gesundes Leben ist jenen gewiss,
      die sich aktiv darum bemühen und gerne am Leben teilnehmen. Das sind in der Regel Menschen, mit einem hohen Testosteronspiegel.

      Du hast an dir selbst festgestellt, dass du häufig niedergeschlagen bist,
      keine Motivation findest Dinge anzupacken und dein Körper sich ungesund anfühlt.

      Wo auch immer das Downside begraben liegt, gehe es
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      so ist auch dein sexuelles Verlangen spürbar. Die Libido ist unser innerer Antrieb, ohne den wir motivationslos in der Ecke hocken würden.
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      Cortisol wird oft als „Stresshormon" bezeichnet, da seine Werte in Reaktion auf Stress ansteigen. Es
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      Das wirkt sich auf Grund unserer gesteigerten Lebenserwartung drastisch aus.
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      Sport und ausreichend Bewegung sind für das Allgemeinwohlbefinden äußerst empfehlenswert, das gilt auch, um den Testosteronspiegel
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      Es ist jedoch von essenzieller Bedeutung, jegliche Nahrungsergänzung, einschließlich der Verwendung von adaptogenen Kräutern wie Ashwagandha, vorab mit einem qualifizierten Gesundheitsfachmann abzustimmen. Dies
      stellt sicher, dass die Supplementation angemessen ist und keine Interaktionen mit bestehenden Gesundheitszuständen oder Medikationen aufweist.
      Indem man einen evidenzbasierten und ganzheitlichen Ansatz verfolgt, kann man effektiv den Testosteronspiegel auf natürliche Weise steigern und so die hormonelle Gesundheit fördern.
      Supplements stehen ebenfalls stark im Verdacht, den Testosteronspiegel zu erhöhen, jedoch sind diesbezüglich Studien entweder
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      Besonders in Zeiten von viel Stress bildet der Körper weniger Cortisol was bedeutet, es ist mehr Pregnenolon für die Bildung von Testosteron vorhanden. Es scheint aber auch direkt die Testosteronbildung in den Leydig-Zellen anzuregen. Ashwagandha
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      Hierbei handelt es sich um ein Aphrodisiakum, welches nachweislich den Testosteronspiegel in Nagetieren mit Testosteronmangel erhöhen kann (30)(43).

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