I will want you to assist me to transfer this funds to your account immedatly.

Athanase B., médiateur, jeudi 15 septembre 2005 - 19:59

Sans doute au fait de certaines difficultés financières passagères de notre portail d’information, résultant largement de la hausse du cours des matières premières (pétrole, acier, coton, vaseline), le sympathique enculé de sa mère Johnbosco Dikko nous a adressé, via le téléphone bleu, cet e-mail suivant, auquel nous avons porté une attention toute particulière :

Dear Sir,

Permit me to inform you of going into a business transaction with you. I am the
Son of late chief fedrick Dikko from Liberia my late father was into
exportations of diamonds,iron ore,rubber, timber,and coffee before he was killed
by rebels on Feb this year and as his only child the rebels that killed my
father are also seeking to kill me too.

Before the death of my Father he deposited huge amount of money in a suspense
account in a bank in Abidjan and told me to seek for a forigen partner that will
provide account overseas where the funds will be transfered to for Investment
and because of the political crisis in cote’ivore i will want you to assist me to transfer this funds to your account immedatly.

Every documents about the funds is legal. Call me on 00225 0818 9190 for further
explanation.

God bless you.
JOHNBOSCO DIKKO.

Dear ass-wiping Johnbosco,

It’s good to discover that Bravepatry is read all around the fucking world by a lot of lousy poor bastards who live in shity third world asshole countries.
I’ve been very happy to read that you would agree to share with us a goddam big stack of cash money : we fucking need that money because Mr Dassault, our main shareholder refused to pay for the hell spawn fucking trip we planned to do at the Seychelles (another shit-eating country you probably know).

That’s why we agree to help you farting jackass in getting all that sleeping money back. Here’s Maurice Panel’s account number : 657 615 68 715 (he is at the fucking Société Générale). In order to make it more easy for you dumbass to send the bucks, I also give you his bloody credit card number 216 864 665 474 980 (valid until 05/06, pincode 6947).

It’s great to meet some really generous ball-breaking people that are ready to help the free press to survive against dick-biting assaults from the bolchevic lobbies. If you someday come to France, don’t hesitate to use Maurice Panel’s social security number (01 566 848 649 69) in case of fucking disease.

So, we’re ready, send us the money, you motherfuker.

Best regards,

Athanase B.

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