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#leDej : La Présidence de la République lance JudgeRoulette

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Franc succès du déjeuner organisé par l’Elysée avec quelques personnalités du web. L’objectif : concevoir des solutions innovantes pour réconcilier ce formidable libérateur de la croissance génitale qu’est internet avec la vraie vie des vrais gens qui se lèvent tôt pour aller travailler. L’élan unanime du consensus patriotique répondra immédiatement présent en proposant la création de la plateforme JudgeRoulette©.

Selon un sondage Ipsos / Le Figaro, la principale préoccupation des Français reste la sécurité de l’emploi pour 84,6% d’entre eux. Dans « sécurité de l’emploi » il y a « sécurité », de quoi on peut rapidement déduire que 42,3% des Français jugent prioritaire la question du traitement de la délinquance.
Réconcilier politique sécuritaire et sécurité budgétaire nécessite toutefois de repenser les modalités d’administration de la Justice. La réintroduction du jury populaire dans ces bastions du gauchisme pinaillant que sont devenus nos tribunaux est pratiquement et financièrement complexe, voire carrément « lol ».
La Présidence, inspirée par les acteurs majeurs du web venus partager quelques pizzas et la défier à Dance Revolution, souhaite mettre en place une plateforme révolutionnaire devant permettre de traiter rapidement les affaires les plus banales.

Dès son placement en garde à vue en compagnie, conformément aux règles européennes, d’un avocat appréhendé pour l’exemple, le précité sera présenté à un tribunal internet de nouvelle génération équipé d’un lien obligatoirement cliquable vers la plateforme JudgeRoulette et sera immédiatement confronté à un visiojury populaire choisi aléatoirement pour d’évidents motifs d’équité. Le délinquant devra alors de bonne grâce se soumettre à la peine qui lui sera infligée [1].

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Michel Mercier teste JudgeRoulette.

Une méthode qui permettra d’atteindre des rendements inégalés. Un visiojury de qualité standard (bronze members) pourra statuer dans dix affaires par heure en moyenne, sachant que si tel dossier dépasse ses capacités cognitives, il lui est toujours possible de passer au suivant en cliquant sur le bouton « next ».
Le dispositif prévoit par ailleurs la participation de jurys de qualité supérieure (silver members), notamment des blogueurs influents, pour les affaires les plus délicates. Le classement wikio du blogueur influent sera corrélé avec la gravité de l’infraction.

La Présidence a, par là même, trouvé des moyens inédits d’assurer aux citoyens un bon retour sur investissement dans le système judiciaire, par exemple en prévoyant la commercialisation sur plateforme de téléchargement légal du best-of de JudgeRoulette. Au programme, le pickpocket sans bras ou les frères siamois fraudeurs qui touchaient deux fois les allocations familiales.

Les syndicats de magistrats ont toutefois émis quelques réserves, en particulier quant à la qualité de la défense des visiodélinquants. Le Ministère de la justice se veut rassurant : « On n’est jamais mieux défendu que par soi-même, et puis les coupables étant toujours parmi les accusés, la probabilité de condamner les vrais coupables est de 100% avec le dispositif JudgeRoulette », déclare une source proche au micro de la rédaction.
Il est vrai qu’à l’usage, la plateforme JudgeRoulette pourrait donner lieu à des stratégies de défense inattendues, voire inappropriées. Montrer son sexe à un juge n’est pas forcément bienvenu, mais le Ministère relève à juste titre que la défense pratiquée en comparution immédiate classique revient somme toute au même.

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L’exposition "L’internaute et la France" a révélé au grand public les dangers du web.

Les invités de l’Elysée étant des acteurs majeurs du web, de nombreuses problématiques gravitant autour de cet outil ont en outre été soulevées par La Présidence. Plus précisément, une légitime inquiétude subsiste devant cet espace de liberté virtuel, qui apparaît aujourd’hui comme un repaire de délinquants sans aucun respect pour la fonction présidentielle.

En effet, on constate une intolérable récurrence d’infractions juridiquement constituées, et tombant sous le coup de l’article 26 de la loi du 29 juillet 1881, article posant le délit d’offense au Chef de l’Etat. Ce délit n’ayant plus fait l’objet d’aucune poursuite depuis l’époque de notre bien-aimé Général De Gaulle, on ne peut que saluer avec soulagement le retour d’une Présidence attachées aux valeurs phares de la France.
Il a donc été décidé de déployer immédiatement tous les moyens nécessaires afin de mettre un terme à des comportements délictueux, principalement constatés sur le réseau social Twitter où des internautes se moquent sans vergogne du Président de la République. Une excellente perspective d’exploitation pour JudgeRoulette.
La volonté réformiste de notre pays ira-t-elle jusqu’à exiger le raccordement immédiat de Flashball télécommandés sur chaque terminal d’accès à Internet de sorte à neutraliser rapidement et à moindre frais les premières déviances ?

P.-S.

Un grand merci à @LaPeste de l’excellent ZoneZeroGene et @ZZJam aka Monsieur Jean-Amédée Martel pour leur contribution à cet important travail d’investigation.

Notes

[1"Show me your tits, bitch."

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          get with different compounds. They additionally take longer to develop, which is why a 16-week
          cycle of Deca-Durabolin is the minimum recommended.

          Girls utilizing Deca-Durabolin for lengthy durations
          are at larger risk of creating indicators of masculinization, like a deep voice and physique hair growth.
          Girls who wish to keep away from these signs cycles must
          be stored to six weeks with a enough break in between. Cardiovascular-related unwanted effects are often probably the most concerning aspect of any anabolic steroid.
          These will embody the impacts on cholesterol and
          blood pressure, which might place great stress on the cardiovascular system if negatively affected.
          In the case of Deca-Durabolin, that is typically thought of a reasonable risk.
          In explicit, Nandrolone’s stimulation of mammary tissue estrogen receptors is of
          most concern, leading to potential gynecomastia.

          In both nations, no physician will prescribe
          them to you for health related issues. While a Winstrol check deca cycle provides
          a quantity of benefits, the advantages provided premium authorized dietary supplements such as by DecaDuro
          and Testo Max make them the higher and more sensible choice.
          For the duration of the entire sixteen week cycle,
          take 1mg/eod of Arimidex and 4iu of HGH every
          day. Since your physique is already used to the beginners’
          cycle you can feel extra confident about making an attempt completely different cycles, dosages and stacks.
          Taking just deca alone won’t do the trick because it’s going to minimize back your testosterone stage, so a check booster is recommended.
          With a testosterone and deca combination you don’t have to worry about this as
          the muscle tissue you labored so exhausting for will stay intact.
          One of the extra frequent issues users face is dropping all these muscular tissues when you’ve accomplished
          a cycle.
          To reduce the chance of these unwanted effects, it is
          important to use Winstrol only as directed and to avoid exceeding the really helpful dosage.
          Winstrol is a well-liked ultimate steroid cycle identified
          for its capability to help folks lose weight and reduce physique fat.
          Whereas the precise amount of fats loss varies
          relying on particular person factors, such as food regimen and train, many individuals have
          reported significant results from using Winstrol.
          This Take A Look At and Deca cycle makes use of a mixture of a number of
          steroids alongside Deca, meaning you’ll use Deca, Testosterone, Dianabol (Dbol), Human Development Hormones (HGH), Cypionate and Arimidex.

          While working your way as a lot as the perfect dosage of Deca is important as a beginner, it’s additionally worth noting a dosage
          distinction between women and men. The third distinction is that the Intermediate cycle has been shortened to
          12 weeks as an alternative of 14 weeks for newbies. In different words, Testosterone is being
          used in a supportive role on this cycle and not the first anabolic
          compound.
          And given the publicity that Nandrolone has gained by way of athletes’ use (discussed later), it’s little surprise
          why. However, a Deca Durabolin cycle is not exactly an effective way to welcome your self to
          the world of AAS, because of the reality that it may possibly
          shut down your testosterone production and kill
          your libido. Here is an EliteFitness discussion board thread the
          place you’ll be able to see a beginner propose deca for a first cycle, solely to scolded on the matter.
          If you have been to ask what is deca to even the greenest
          of AAS customers, likelihood is that they’d know it is a popular bulking steroid.

          Nandrolone decanoate can improve the scale and quantity of
          pink blood cells in your physique. This may be very beneficial in improving your
          body’s oxygen-carrying capabilities, which in turns helps your muscle-building efforts too.
          For those that are looking for a more natural supplement to stack with Deca, creatine could additionally be an excellent choice.

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            19 mai 06:38, par Charla

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            It’s particularly necessary for males, though girls also produce
            it in smaller amounts. The query of whether or not workouts
            like deadlifts can increase testosterone ranges has intrigued health enthusiasts and researchers alike.
            Deadlifts, a compound motion that engages multiple muscle
            groups, are sometimes touted for his or her potential to spice up testosterone.

            This is as a result of testosterone levels peak during puberty in males after which begin declining steadily after their
            20s. An average wholesome man can experience a 1.6% reduction in testosterone manufacturing every
            year. While goblet squats are a fantastic full-body train, they’ll
            also assist strengthen your lower body to get the utmost benefit of strength coaching and work on slowing down your movements.

            Ladies also produce testosterone, although at lower levels than males, and might
            profit from increased hormone production via resistance training.
            Furthermore, the benefits of testosterone extend past muscle progress and can also improve mood, vitality
            levels, and total well-being. The scientific basis
            for the testosterone-boosting effects of weighted squats lies
            in the precept of progressive overload.
            Squats, paramount in their ability to interact the quadriceps, hamstrings,
            and glutes, unlock a major hormonal cascade. By concentrating on these colossal muscle teams, squats not only sculpt your lower body but additionally pump up testosterone manufacturing, a key player in muscle growth and
            fats loss. The depth and intensity of a squat dictate the extent
            of hormonal engagement, suggesting that decrease, heavier squats
            may just be the golden ticket for maximizing testosterone spikes.
            Variations of weighted squats can also be included to target specific muscle
            groups and probably increase testosterone ranges.

            Thus, the relation of squats and testosterone was have to be investigated.
            Simply including a kick to your squats can strengthen them to cardio very quickly.

            Surprisingly, a study concludes it’s effective in making you bounce larger and run faster.
            Certainly, that is the explanation why professional athletes’ exercises embrace them on the top.

            Whether you are a health fanatic or weekend gym goer, squats are a enjoyable factor.
            These were the affirmative responses when it comes to the squats and testosterone relationship.

            Solely performing the identical physical activity may be demotivating for fitness freaks.

            If you’re looking to enhance your vitality, build muscle, or help general vitality,
            choosing the best testosterone booster is key. Numerous kinds
            target completely different muscles and, by extension, might affect testosterone launch in a special
            way. Typically, the amount of testosterone increase with weight lifting may be
            vital. In some cases, the quantity of testosterone can improve as much as double the baseline degree.

            He claims that after he began squatting, his mental health increased, his intercourse drive elevated and his thirst for reaching everyday objectives increased.

            In Accordance to a friend of mine, doing squats will enhance extra
            than just constructing muscles. Daily engagement with these exercises will progressively sculpt and outline these
            muscle teams.
            In addition to growing testosterone levels, leg coaching additionally
            has numerous other advantages for girls. It might help improve muscle tone, increase power and power, improve athletic performance, and boost metabolism.
            Sturdy leg muscles can also assist prevent accidents,
            improve steadiness and stability, and help general
            bodily well being and well-being. Testosterone
            production is stimulated by the depth and volume of the workout,
            in addition to the muscle groups concerned. Heavy compound workouts that recruit multiple muscles and require a excessive quantity
            of effort are excellent for boosting testosterone levels.
            Leg workouts match this criteria completely, as
            they can be performed with heavy weights and involve massive muscle groups.

            With the excessive bar again squat, you’ll be emphasizing your quads and it is usually simpler on the again (and
            shoulders), which also means it is less engaging for the posterior chain. It is an athletic stance type of squat and more intently resembles squatting
            patterns you’d do in on an everyday basis life.

            You’ll simply want good lower physique mobility for
            this, which is one thing you’ll need to work on when you don’t have it anyway.

            Deadlifts, mirroring squats in their efficacy, go
            the additional mile by improving posture and increasing grip strength.

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      19 mai 00:23, par Marco Bermudez

      #leDej : La Pr

      Auch für minimales Training im Büro gibt es
      beim 3x3x3-Programm sehr gute Anleitungen. Für Menschen, die immer wieder sehr viel Stress ausgesetzt
      sind, ist es sinnvoll, den Stresslevel zu reduzieren. Welches der vielen Programme zur Stressreduktion am besten weiterhelft, muss jeder für sich selbst herausfinden. Zum
      Beispiel sollten Männer darauf achten, soviel
      wie möglich zu schlafen, bestenfalls sieben bis acht Stunden.
      Die in Leinsamen enthaltenen Lignane binden Testosteron und machen es daher passiv.

      [57] Es handelt sich dabei um eine Artwork von Phytoöstrogenen. Durch die Einnahme von Zink
      kann bei einem bestehenden Zinkmangel der Testosteronspiegel natürlich gesteigert werden. Wird bereits ausreichend Zink konsumiert, so bleibt der Effekt aus.
      Zink kann jedoch den Testosteronspiegel nur
      steigern, wenn tatsächlich ein Mangel vorliegt.

      [52] Wenn du bereits genügend Zink auf natürlichem Wege einnimmst, dann bleibt der
      Effekt aus.
      Ein dicker Bauch und Beschwerden eines Testosteronmangels entsprechen nicht dem idealen Männerbild.
      Es produziert Substanzen, die zu Entzündungen in den Blutgefäßen führen und sie
      verengen. Dadurch kann es zu Bluthochdruck kommen, und es steigt arcoxia wirkt das auf testosteron Herzinfarkt- und Schlaganfallrisiko.
      Anhand des Bauchumfangs kann abgeschätzt werden, wie viel Fett im Bauchraum vorliegt.

      „Rettungsringe" um die Leibesmitte sind nicht nur ein ästhetisches Drawback, sondern ein ernst zu nehmendes gesundheitliches Risiko. Eine Testosterontherapie kann diese Symptome beseitigen und das Bauchfett reduzieren. Testosteron kann über verschiedene Wege zugeführt werden.
      Hier reagiert der Körper mit Stress, da geringe Fettspeicher Anzeichen für eine Hungersnot darstellen. Im Körperfett und insbesondere im Bauchfett befindet sich das Enzym Aromatase. Je mehr Fett du hast, desto höhere Anteile des Enzyms befinden sich in deinem Körper. Durch regelmäßiges schweres Krafttraining kann der Testosteronspiegel natürlich gesteigert werden.
      Befriedigt sich ein Mann selbst, produziert er vermehrt Testosteron. Wenn Frauen masturbieren, wird die Östrogenproduktion angekurbelt. Beide Hormone sorgen dafür, dass wir jünger und fitter wirken. Zwei US-Forscher fanden bei Studentinnen und Studenten, die mindestens ein- bis zweimal pro Woche sexuell aktiv waren, ein deutlich höheres Level des schützenden Immunoglobulins A.
      Auch sämtliche andere sexuelle Reize sollten vorerst entfernt werden, damit gerade der Einstieg in den Verzicht leichter ist. Stufe three ist dabei der vollständige Verzicht auf Pornos, Masturbation aber auch auf Geschlechtsverkehr, was auch alle anderen sexuellen Aktivitäten mit anderen einschließt. Es gibt unter den Anhängern der NoFap Bewegung verschiedene Stufen, um NoFap auszuführen. Gerade diese Part ist für viele Männer der Grund, weshalb sie NoFap abbrechen, weil sich ihr eigenes Körpergefühl verschlechtert. Deswegen ist es wichtig, gerade in dieser Part durchzuhalten, da dieser Zeitraum nur temporär besteht. Es handelt sich dabei um ein Körperempfinden, was man nicht gewohnt ist und man dies dementsprechend vorerst negativ wahrnimmt.
      Die meisten Patienten stellen mit dem Verlauf der Therapie eine deutliche Besserung fest. Eine Hormontherapie ist auch nur dann eine Option, wenn gesundheitliche Ursachen ausgeschlossen werden, die anders zu behandeln sind, zum Beispiel ein Prostatakarzinom. Kommen Arzt und Patient gemeinsam zu dem Entschluss, dass eine Testosterontherapie notwendig und sinnvoll ist, gibt es mehrere Methoden. Das Testosteron kann durch Injektionen, Kapseln, Gels oder Pflaster verabreicht werden. Bevor es überhaupt zu einer Testosterontherapie kommt, muss natürlich dessen Notwendigkeit überprüft werden. Dazu führt der Arzt einen Bluttest durch und erhält so Aufschluss über den Testosteronspiegel des Patienten. Einige Präparate enthalten zusätzlich Piperin, einen Pfefferinhaltsstoff, der die Wirkung um ein Vielfaches verstärken kann.
      Der Testosteronspiegel ist nicht selten ein Thema zwischen Arzt und Patient, wie der Berufsverband der Deutschen Urologie e.V. Bis heute sind rund um Testosteronwerte, Testosteronmangel und Testosteronsubstitution viele Fragen offen. Ich will aber nicht masturbieren, denn immer wenn ich es tue, bekomme ich danach starke Enttäuschungsgefühle und ein schlechtes Selbstwertgefühl.
      Das Bauchfett ist ein hochaktives Gewebe, das zahlreiche Hormone und Entzündungsstoffe ausschüttet und mit anderen Botenstoffen im Körper interagiert. Die Prozesse führen dazu, dass die Produktion von Testosteron gehemmt und zudem vermehrt in Estradiol, dem wichtigsten weiblichen Östrogen, umgewandelt wird. Ein Testosteronspiegel im Normalbereich ist aber zentral für eine zufriedenstellende Erektionsfähigkeit.

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        8 juin 18:48, par Francesca

        #leDej : La Pr

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          30 juin 09:30, par Shelton

          #leDej : La Pr

          Deca additionally reduces DHT, an important hormone for
          erections ; as a end result of it growing nitric oxide manufacturing contained in the penile tissue,
          sparking morning erections. That’s one thing you’ll need to weigh fastidiously earlier than jumping into your subsequent cycle.

          Deca Durabolin would possibly offer you impressive results, however you also need to contemplate the deca side effects.
          This is as a end result of Deca will increase a hormone referred to as prolactin, which interferes together with your sexual perform.
          Arnold, Mike Mentzer, and Lou Ferrigno are a variety of the big names who had been regarded
          as operating deca throughout this golden era. I felt I had more aromatization with enanthate than I did
          with cypionate. I may solely take 200mg/wk of testosterone without aromatization problems.

          Cypionate has a half-life of roughly eight days,
          while Enanthate and Propionate have a short elimination half-life of about
          4.5 days. For example, Testosterone Undecanoate has a protracted half-life of over 20 days,
          and Phenylpropionate has a brief half-life of lower than three days.
          Testosterone Cypionate and Enanthate are thought-about to be very related, and
          even within the medical area, these two esters are often interchangeable.

          The major difference between these esters is how slow or fast they can be released into the physique after an injection and how long they elevate your testosterone levels.
          Understandably, new users are going to be hesitant to
          make use of injections more usually than not.
          They can range in high quality from wonderful and excessive purity to poorly manufactured, low, and under-dosed formulas containing filler and different unwanted elements that will not be displayed on the label.
          Libido and erection issues are common complaints from some Deca customers, which
          isn’t stunning as this is a identified facet impact.
          On the constructive facet, many males report they don’t have any
          issues with this on Deca. One of the keys is
          to include sufficient testosterone in the cycle to counteract any opposed effects attributable to Deca’s
          suppressive exercise.
          For that cause, pro customers who know what they’re doing with Deca will run it alone in a cycle at 500mg weekly and deal with any unwanted side effects
          as they arrive. One of the downsides of Deca’s long half-life is
          that when you reply negatively to it, you’ll be ready long for
          opposed effects to fade away. So, if it’s your first time utilizing
          Nandrolone, it may be sensible to start with NPP as an alternative.
          If things go downhill early on, you can cease and
          have that NPP leave your system inside days quite than weeks.
          For guys using NPP for bodybuilding, a dosage of up to 400mg weekly is good.
          This strikes the right balance between reaping the benefits whereas keeping the facet impact threat minimal.

          There’s so much more to the testosterone hormone than just being important for muscle progress.
          That’s not going to be the main cause you should embody testosterone in every cycle (although it can be an excellent
          profit should you make the most of the steroid in that method as well).

          As an adult male, you need testosterone to function, plain and easy.
          T3 accelerates your fats loss and makes it simpler to lose fats ; that is the core use of
          this hormone and a very particular use.
          Not Like biking, the place you may abruptly cease utilizing steroids totally at the end of a cycle, pyramiding permits you to taper off slowly.
          Important hepatotoxicity from Winstrol necessitates comparatively temporary cycles to stop extreme liver harm.
          Winstrol, when stacked with further oral steroids, increases the chance
          of jaundice or liver cholestasis. The following is a
          comprehensive list of extra anabolic steroid cycles that concurrently promote muscle hypertrophy and enhance fat
          burning. Deca Durabolin will lead to a significant reduction in testosterone ranges, necessitating sufficient rehabilitation post-cycle.

          If too much estrogen conversion happens, gyno comes about, and it’s not reversible besides with surgery like liposuction. Completely Different esters have a shifting around of atoms to form
          very slightly totally different compounds from the original organic compound.
          When it comes to the most effective location for your steroid injections – as a newbie,
          it’s often recommended to start at one of many greatest muscles –
          the buttock area. The high right or left space is the gluteus maximus muscle and would
          be the least painful location. Sustaining widespread sense hygiene and safety practices ensures you won’t be risking your health with any infection when injecting steroids.

          Testo-Max does just what is required to boost natural testosterone production within the body,making it available for every muscle progress,
          power, and so on. The course of by which Test Deca Dianabol Cycle-Max works is
          that it promotes protein synthesis and nitrogenretention, which
          aids in rising muscle mass and, therefore, energy.
          This also aids inthe health of the joints and, therefore, is healthier during intense workouts.

          The check will take roughly 2-3 weeks before it actually begins "kicking in" and
          at that time you’ll notice elevated intercourse drive, increased strength,
          and elevated sense of well being. Hey, all
          I’m going to say is it’s part of the game sometimes, and normally it subsides when you get used to
          the hormones. You must learn the pros and cons of every type of anabolic steroid, who is finest suited
          to specific cycles, and what steroid compounds are greatest used for bulking,
          cutting, or strength cycles.
          Welcome to our complete information on the most effective anabolic steroids for novices.
          This article goals to supply an outline of one of the best first steroid cycle for bodybuilders just
          beginning, offering insights into their benefits, risks,
          and considerations. While Deca and Dbol can supply significant benefits by way
          of muscle progress and strength, it’s essential to acknowledge that both substances
          come with potential risks and unwanted side effects.
          Prior to considering their use, it’s strongly suggested to
          seek the advice of with a medical professional or a professional fitness expert
          who can assess your individual health and guide you in making an knowledgeable decision.
          Testo-Max emerges as another heavy-hitter in the section of pure T400 replacements.

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