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Depuis quelques mois déjà, paralysé par les succès de l’entreprise sarkozienne de désembouteillage des doigts dans le cul à usage des improductifs, le PS avait vu son pronostic vital engagé. Affaiblis par d’abominables et douloureux troubles internes, privé de Smecta©, incapable de mouvements (populaire ou pas), le PS finissait tranquillement de se vider par les ouvertures depuis les présidentielles de 2007.
Le début de la fin est survenu quant il a apprit que Jean Jaurès aurait voté FN aux Européennes de 2009.
Cette longue agonie ne pouvait que fatalement conduire à l’inévitable : dimanche dernier, au saut du lit, le bon docteur Bernard-Henri Lévy n’a pu que constater le décès du patient PS.

Dans son communiqué de dimanche, le philosophe-anesthésiste BHL, visiblement ému par le décès de ce qu’il a nommé avec affection « ce grand corps malade » , n’a pu s’exprimer qu’en employant un slam très riche en rimes pauvres.
La nouvelle ayant été annoncée à l’improviste un dimanche, pour tous ceux qui étaient occupé à revivre les premiers rebonds de l’homme sur la Lune et qui ne se doutaient pas qu’un événement de grande ampleur se déroulait au même instant, Bravepatrie.com fournit le script des derniers instants d’agonie du PS. Ce, afin que le Bravepatriote lambda ne déçoivent pas les générations futures lorsqu’elles demanderont, les yeux pétillants d’émerveillement : « Papa, t’étais ou ? Tu faisais quoi au moment de la mort du PS ?  »

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Les ambulanciers entrent. Martine et Pierre se jettent dessus.

Martine : Attention, à mon signal on le déplace en douceur. Maintenant !

Ils déplacent le grand corps blessé et les ambulanciers partent.

Martine : Quelle horreur ! Il a des plaies aux jambes, je débride.
Pierre : Saturation à 90.
François : Il est cyanosé, oh ! non ! il perd connaissance, je l’intube, vite, sonde de 8, et bippez moi Bertrand.
Manuel : Test de Trotsky négatif, lésion du faisceau pyramidal.
Pierre : Je fais un lavage péritonéal.. Aiguille de 5.

Pierre prend la seringue et injecte le liquide.

Pierre : Oh ! non ! Martine ! Hémorragie interne !

Pierre montre le liquide rose récupéré dans la seringue.
Éric et Bernard quittent la salle.

Manuel : Prévenez le bloc !
Pierre : Pas le temps ! Bistouri ! Épongez bon sang ! je ne vois plus ce que je fais !
Bertrand : Vous m’avez bippé. Qu’est-ce qui se passe ?
Pierre : Un cas difficile… Déchirement du cœur, taux d’hématocrites à 12, ne ventile plus et il saigne abondamment.
Bertrand : Vous avez bippé Lionel ?
Vincent : Il tachycarde ! Il tachycarde !

Martine reste à aider François et Pierre.

Manuel : Il convulse ! Il convulse !
Bertrand : Clampez l’aorte ! Il perd trop de sang.
François : Faites-lui 10 mL d’adré.
Manuel : Sénilité ! Sénilité !
Martine : Merde, il s’enfonce ! Plateau de réanimation !
François : 160 on dégage.

Rien. Jack arrive.

François : Allez repars bordel ! 200 on dégage !
Ségolène : Je peux faire quelque chose ?
Jack : Depuis combien de temps est-il en arrêt ?
Manuel : 15 ans.
Martine : On essaie une dernière fois. 360 on dégage.

Un long silence s’installe.

Jack : Heure du décès 17h37. Il avait de la famille ?

Ainsi, après la LCR, c’est donc au tour du PS de nous quitter.
Nous manquera-t-il ? A qui le tour ? Doit-on faire la fête ?
« Non », « y’en aura pour tout l’monde » et « oui, bien évidemment », sont les réponses qu’apporte avec précision Bravepatrie.com concernant cet événement d’ampleur à enfin écouler les excédents nationaux réserves stratégiques de vins du Languedoc-Roussillon.

P.-S.

Les bobines renfermant les précieuse images du décès socialiste ayant été malencontreusement égarées, l’ensemble des Rédacteurs de Bravepatrie réinterpréteront cet instant historique lors d’une prochaine Radio BP dans un objectif purement historique à usage des petits qui, espérons le, grandiront à l’écart du bolchevisme.

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        Instead, a SERM like Nolvadex can be utilized, serving to to dam estrogenic exercise immediately in the breast tissue (8).

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        Furthermore, consuming a food regimen excessive in unsaturated fat
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        Full muscles might help you seem greater than you are out
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        This effect creates an outlined and full look
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        In phrases of administration, Anavar comes as an oral pill like Winstrol.

        The purpose while stacking during a slicing part is to mix compounds that
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        Armed with potent anabolic properties corresponding to testosterone and trenbolone, Dianabol reigns supreme in constructing
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          when figuring out the suitable Tren Acetate dosage. Individuals
          with higher bodyweights typically require greater dosages to
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          muscle mass and physique fat share, can influence dosage
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          Depo-Testosterone, is used medically to treat low testosterone
          and another situations. Its popularity with bodybuilders remains robust today, and whether it’s used alone or stacked with some
          other steroid, Testosterone Cypionate customers could be assured of
          excellent outcomes. The mechanism of action of Trenbolone entails its interplay with androgen receptors within the physique.

          Fortuitously for athletes and bodybuilders, however not so luckily for anti-doping authorities,
          it’s far from such a simple and basic process. Subcutaneous or simply sub-cut injections are where the needle is positioned into the
          pores and skin layers. It’s a very shallow injection and one that’s not often used for anabolic steroids.
          Once More, there is a threat of abscess formation with this
          sort of injection if it’s not carried out accurately.
          The lack of PCT requirement for females is one benefit ladies have over males when it comes to steroid use.

          Don’t worry – the Female Bulking Stack won’t have you ever turning into
          a person. It will add female-appropriate ranges of muscle
          (which you’ll find a way to ramp up if desired with an acceptable coaching program and dietary changes).

          Tren just isn’t for use alone, as the side effects are undesirable enough with testosterone, without test and it’d be a nightmare.
          Subsequently you might be using three cc’s/week and every vial
          will get you three.three weeks. I have went as high as 600 mg/week before, and I will let you know that side effects became a lot worse with no
          additional benefit for me. However then once more, I never abused this stuff and I caught to
          mostly 300 mg/week dosing. I’m not saying it’s one thing you
          can’t management, however it was there for me each time
          I had ever used it. So to place it brief and sweet, Trenbolone Acetate versus Trenbolone Enanthate ?
          Trenbolone acetate (Tren Ace) is the absolute most bang for your buck you can see in the world
          of steroids.
          When Im not in the gym or spending time away from my family i often think
          about what recommendation would assist others achieve
          theirs goals just like these impressed mine. Trenbolone is
          a strong anabolic steroid that can produce impressive outcomes when it comes to bulking and cutting
          for health lovers. Trenbolone is a robust anabolic steroid used
          by bodybuilders and athletes who are looking for a competitive edge.
          If you’re looking for anabolic steroids to get your bodybuilding sport
          to the subsequent degree, Tren might be your selection. Regardless Of this, as a end result of its spectacular
          results on both mass and energy increases, it stays a highly
          sought-after steroid for bodybuilders and athletes alike.
          It presents many benefits, similar to elevated strength and energy,
          improved nitrogen retention, enhanced protein synthesis, an improved metabolic fee, and an improved recovery time between workouts.

          You can use three medicine collectively in PCT specifically,
          Nolvadex, Clomid, and Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG).
          The instructed finest Tren cycle for bulking has
          a length of 12 weeks and entails injecting a gradual dose
          of 200 to four hundred mg of Tren per week. This intermediate Tren cycle has
          Tren Ace at a bit greater dose than that for the beginner cycle.

          Typically, if you skilled acne throughout puberty or presently have a receding hairline, this cycle may irritate either or both.

          This is a standard bulking cycle that mixes two potent mass-building steroids.
          The more testosterone you inject, the higher your estrogen ranges
          can rise, and consequently, the extra severe these unwanted
          side effects can become. Gynecomastia and water retention are the principle estrogenic unwanted effects
          you need to be careful for with this steroid. And they will be worsened when you stack Testosterone Cypionate with any other aromatizing steroids.
          Some of probably the most hardcore bodybuilders who need
          maximum muscle and power features are identified to make use of
          testosterone steroids.
          The steroid’s function in supporting rigorous workouts and pushing
          the boundaries of endurance can lead to stronger heart muscular tissues and
          increased cardiovascular functionality. Over time, improved health and muscle mass may find
          yourself in a lower resting coronary heart rate, indicating good cardiovascular well being.
          A constructive Tren expertise hinges on knowledgeable decision-making, responsible use, and a comprehensive approach to well
          being upkeep. Trenbolone’s capability to reduce cortisol ranges
          is another advantageous facet. Cortisol, known as the stress hormone, can hinder muscle progress and
          promote fats accumulation. By mitigating cortisol’s influence, Trenbolone fosters a more anabolic setting, facilitating
          muscle improvement and fats loss.
          Using a brief ester testosterone corresponding to propionate means ease of injection timings.
          TE use means fewer injections but potentially longer-lasting unwanted effects.

          The dose you get for a cycle on Trenbolone largely depends on which type
          you go for and how experienced you are as a person.
          More so than men, females notice some excellent benefits (reduced joint
          pain and elevated joint stability/strength) with EQ.

          Trenbolone is extra powerful than testosterone
          and fairly effective for bulking and slicing. Due to its ability to spice
          up the strong anabolic hormone IGF-1, it is more likely to lead to boosted lean body mass.
          On the flip side, its unwanted aspect effects are extra vital than Testosterone.
          This form of Tren was never introduced to the market however is still seen in the black market.

          Nonetheless, you’ll find a way to anticipate the identical benefits such as nitrogen retention, a
          huge increase in muscle mass, a colossal increase in endurance, and boosted protein synthesis.

          The recommended frequency of this kind is twice every week and is focused on a set of muscle mass.

          References :

          What Are Steroids ?

          Voir en ligne : What Are Steroids ?

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        20 avril 09:34, par Lara

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        For this reason, female steroid use is a subject the place not lots of
        data exists and one that isn’t typically mentioned within bodybuilding communities.
        In my opinion, it’s best to make use of Anavar in milder cycles where you’ll
        find a way to reduce suppression while sustaining your positive aspects.
        And while these gains won’t be massive, they will be steady and dependable.

        It’s one of the dearer steroids, so if cash is tight, this
        may be one you’ll have to skip in a long cycle.
        To get the best from Primobolan, you do should take greater doses, and this, of
        course, pushes the cost up additional. In my expertise, these cycles have
        their place, BUT you higher have an excellent cause for desirous to go on this course
        because it won’t be without its downsides.
        First and foremost, you should be certain to are taking enough calories in the course
        of the day so that you just don’t feel hungry. Secondly, you will want
        to ensure you aren’t doing an extreme amount of cardio
        because this can also cause your body to burn by way of your Anavar sooner than intended.
        Anavar’s results are well-known, and the steroid has become a mainstay in lots of
        fitness regimens. It’s especially beneficial for individuals who’re cutting or attempting to scale back weight as a end
        result of the boosted metabolism will assist them.
        It’s essential to recollect, although, that Anavar can induce
        bloating in sure users, which is why an anti-estrogen should be included in your cycle.
        Like Dianabol and Deca Durabolin, biking Anavar and
        Anadrol isn’t something that many steroid-users do, however that’s not to
        say it can’t be carried out and used successfully.
        In fact, except for Trenbolone and Halotestin, there isn’t a greater pairing of steroids for power
        than Anavar and Anadrol.
        Even if you’ve injected a number of occasions already, you’ll wish to ensure you’re doing it right each time to get the most effective outcomes and preserve your health.

        Under, you’ll discover the most complete guide to injecting steroids, containing
        every little thing you have to know to get
        it right every time. We can’t contemplate Clenbuterol
        to be a safe drug, and there are undoubtedly other safer
        fat-burning options on the market (even a steroid like Anavar is prone to come with fewer risks for females).
        But if you’re new to all this, you may be stunned
        to study that Anavar is derived from DHT. Despite this,
        Anavar does NOT include the potent androgenic unwanted effects of most different DHT-derived steroids.
        Anabolic steroid use amongst females for performance enhancement
        is unsurprisingly significantly decrease than amongst males.

        Anavar will assist you to maintain features
        and work as a compound to maintain your progress steady without delivering huge
        outcomes. If you’re going to run an Anavar cycle, check out my full Anavar (Oxandrolone) cycle guide.
        Anavar boosts the metabolism, and this is a core precept if you’re going to cut fat.
        Anavar retains the body in an anabolic state, so that you lose fats and maintain the muscle you’ve gained from bulking cycles.
        Anavar will provide you with more endurance and quicker restoration, translating to tougher,
        more environment friendly cardio and exercise classes.

        You give your muscular tissues a break while weight-reduction plan and burning calories through elevated cardio.
        Taking 14 days fully off from weights takes a lot of self-discipline for me !!

        Next, you will drop your carbs to roughly one hundred grams daily and eat them within the
        morning and with dinner.
        Long-term metabolites combined with long-term storage of samples
        also contribute to retrospective drug testing functionality.
        Utilizing superior isotope-ratio mass spectrometry, smaller trace amounts of metabolites
        could be detected faster than within the past46.
        The extra advanced scientific analysis methods now available made this potential –
        and it sends an alarm out to anyone who thinks a unfavorable end result now means you’re within the clear eternally.

        So in case your cortisol ranges are excessive – you’re going to add physique fats in the locations the place you actually battle
        to lose it. For men that is normally at the bottom of the abdomen ; for
        women, it’s typically within the hips/legs/bum areas.
        When it comes to beginning your complement regimen, it’s greatest to begin with a softer dosage for a couple of weeks, earlier than progressively rising
        if needed. This gradual pathway permits your physique to adapt and indicators any possible side effects.
        Usually, a starting dosage of 20mg to 25mg per day is taken into account
        secure for the first few weeks.
        And in phrases of Anavar all of it depends if you’re doing an Anavar solely cycle, or
        are you stacking with another steroids. When it involves dosage men usually take from 10mg-100mg, and ladies vary from 2.5mg-20mg.
        There have been stories of even higher dosages for
        both women and men, but this is able to drastically improve
        the chance of side effects, especially for ladies.
        Implementing post-cycle remedy (PCT) is helpful, as Anavar
        will decrease endogenous testosterone production. This may be less severe in comparison with an Anadrol-only cycle ; nonetheless, we have observed hypogonadism transpiring from Anavar-only cycles.

        Sort 2 diabetes can develop when too much HGH is taken over long durations.

        This is because of elevated blood sugar levels that come about
        by HGH’s capability to tell the body to favor fat as energy at the expense
        of carbohydrates. In this occasion, we are able to definitely say that HGH isn’t protected to make use of at excessive
        doses for prolonged periods. Water retention and swelling are
        unwanted side effects many anabolic steroid users might be acquainted
        with. The wrists and ankles are mostly affected by water
        retention, leading to a noticeable swelling of those areas, which might hamper your movement.
        Anavar is among the dearer anabolic steroids, however an investment in an Anavar
        cycle isn’t prone to cost you wherever near that of HGH.
        Depending on your source and quality, you’re most likely
        looking at tons of of dollars per cycle somewhat than thousands for HGH.

        When taking two oral steroids collectively, it’s essential
        to minimize back every dose by half. For instance,
        if your traditional Anavar dose was 60mg and your ordinary Anadrol dose
        was 100mg, you’d take 30-40mg of the previous
        and 50mg of the latter. In our expertise,
        bodybuilders have an elevated risk of nephrotoxicity,
        with a quantity of of our patients displaying excessive creatinine ranges from renal function checks.
        Leal Herlitz, MD, examined the kidney perform of 10 bodybuilders who had utilized steroids long-term.
        A individual with a higher physique fat could observe reduced results with this cycle,
        as though it might induce weight reduction, its diuretic results may be obscured
        by increased fats shops. This stack was some of
        the prominent steroid cycles from the Golden Period, believed to have been utilized by Arnold Schwarzenegger and other traditional bodybuilders from the
        Seventies. This steroid cycle is a extra standard protocol among
        intermediate steroid users.

        References :

        Trend Steroid

        Voir en ligne : Trend Steroid

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    24 juillet 2009 15:12, par Claude Imbert

    Red is Dead !

    Les funérailles sont pour quand ?
    J’ai l’intention, et je vous invite à en faire de même bravepatriotes, de prendre une journée pour aller danser (entre autres choses) sur sa tombe.

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