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Bonne année, bonne santé !

Amaury de Loose, lundi 10 janvier 2011 - 12:52 Partager sur Facebook Tweeter Enregistrer sur del.icio.us Enregistrer sur Google Bookmarks Enregistrer sur Yahoo! Envoyer par e-mail

Harassé par la conversion de jeunes vierges, cela faisait longtemps que je n’avais pris la plume. Néanmoins en ce début d’année, tous les Français le savent, le plus important à se souhaiter c’est la santé.
Et là, il était temps d’ouvrir le débat ! Assez de ces cochonneries inventées par des médecins juifs en blouses blanches. Il faut décomplexer la pharmacopée bio en y ajoutant les bons produits de nos terroirs. Une façon pour votre cher Amaury de souhaiter une bonne santé en 2011 à tous les braves patriotes.

Le scandale du mediator ?

A l’origine un couple, Richard et Judith Wurtman (des scientifiques en blouses blanches), avaient réussi à convaincre le fleuron de notre industrie pharmaceutique nationale, les laboratoires Servier, de passer un accord de licence pour exploiter leur molécule (conseil scientifique de servier). L’idée était déjà perverse, il s’agissait d’agir sur notre cerveau pour contrôler notre régime. Cette découverte avait forcément germé dans des esprits pervertis par d’autres morales…

Chez Sanofi, même constat d’échec, des drogués dégénérés avaient glissé dans la préparation pharmaceutique une substance ciblant les récepteurs cannabinoïdes, soi-disant pour faire maigrir. Mais leur tentative révolutionnaire de libération des esprits par la distribution de psychotropes aux enfants obèses a lamentablement échoué grâce à l’agence américaine du médicament (retrait de l’acomplia ).

Pourtant, au sein de la société Servier, la direction des ressources humaines a bien fait le ménage. Les recrutements se font sur la base des vraies valeurs de la France vraie. Personne n’avait pensé qu’en achetant des brevets à l’étranger, le ver était dans le fruit. Heureusement à la barre, un vrai patriarche français, le Dr. Jacques Servier. Assez des cochonneries chimiques ? Vous voulez du remède de grand-mère ? Le bon docteur Servier va vous soigner !

Infuser un sachet de thé dans le derrière.

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Ben oui, c’est connu : mal de gorge ? Le plus efficace c’est les suppositoires d’eucalyptus. Alors pour l’obésité, si le mieux c’est les plantes diurétiques, autant se les foutres dans le cul. Pas facile de s’enfourner un sachet de thé ? Servier passe un accord commercial avec Tampax et compte bien sortir une version avec applicateur du célèbre mélange queue de cerise - ibiscus - vigne rouge. Attention tout de même aux OGMs qui pourraient dans certains cas transformer votre rectum en sonde anale dialoguant avec les extra-terrestres.

Un chapelet dans le derrière : pour guérir faut avoir la foi.

Autre grand succès industriel français, l’homéopathie, projette également d’utiliser ce nouveau mode d’administration inspiré des boules de geishas. Les bouboules seront désormais dispensées en plusieurs tailles suivant votre anatomie. C’est un droit national que de subventionner, grâce à notre Sécu, l’achat de ces petites boules blanches contenant uniquement de l’eau, du sucre et un peu de résonance magnétique.

Luc Montagnier dédie un chapelet à la mémoire de l’eau.

Luc Montagnier, notre grand scientifique français parti sucrer les fraises en Chine, a découvert que c’est les rhumes mal soignés des parents d’autistes qui étaient la cause de l’héritage de ce trouble mental. C’est pourquoi il a décidé de les soigner avec des antibiotiques. Alors que tout le monde le sait, les antibiotiques c’est pas automatique. Ne pouvant croire à la trahison à la patrie d’un si bel esprit, je préfère penser que Monsieur Montagnier est parti combattre le système de l’intérieur en racontant des craks aux niakoués.

Symptômes grippaux ? Aussitôt au bistrot.

Le vin chaud, c’est bien connu, c’est bon pour éviter les coups de froid. Avant y avait le bouillon de poule. Mais maintenant que les volailles ne viennent plus de Bresse mais de Chine c’est le H1N1 garanti dans les nuggets – à ce demander si le SRAS et tous ces virus porcins ou aviaires c’est pas des trucs inventés par les chercheurs trotsko-stalino-maoistes entre deux enrichissements d’uranium.
Du coup, restons chauvin ou plutôt vin chaud. Mais attention, tendance smart ! Rabattez vous sur du bon cru, Épernay ou Reims, et faites chauffer les bulles. Un p’tit coup ça reste le remède à beaucoup de maux et pis c’est des plantes non ? Ça peut pas faire de mal ? Comme l’homéopathie, y a qu’à rembourser le pastis par la sécu. Ou bien en faire des p’tites boules blanches à sucer. Mais en gardant l’alcool hein ? un peu comme des « mon chéri ».

Et pis si ça tue pas toutes les toxines, vous pourrez toujours vous venger sur Jeanine, un peu bourré ça vous fera une excuse.

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