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    1er juin 2006 10:09, par C. Pires

    Petits concert entre amis

    Le flutiste de talent qui a retenu E. Michelin et son ami lors de sa tournée bretonne...

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      18 mai 00:56, par Refugia

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    22 mai 2006 15:46, par zigouille

    Vision prophétique

    Vision prophétique. Une superbe vue du corbeau,
    d’ici une quinzaine...

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      20 juin 2015 03:46, par Franklyn

      Vision proph

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    19 mai 2006 04:26, par L’abbé Cottard

    Enfant timide

    Remonte Petit, tes parents t’apportent ta fiancée !!!

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    17 mai 2006 16:06, par Georges W. Buisson

    A la recherche du zonar perdu

    Dominique de V confie une nouvelle mission au Généreux Rondot : aller rechercher le Zonar à 50 patates perdu par la marine française un jour ou il y avait des vagues pour le surf. C’est encore MAm qui va gueuler !

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    13 mai 2006 13:59, par Zo3

    Lutte contre le tabagisme

    Désormais le droit de fumer ne sera accordé que dans les lieux clos et totalement immergés.

    Voir en ligne : Zo3

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    12 mai 2006 18:59, par Noirceuil

    Petits meurtres entre gens biens

    Lionel Jospin, essayant en vain de refaire surface : "poussez moi cette morue, elle me bouche le passage !"

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    11 mai 2006 14:32, par Comtesse Lucette Surléchelle de Richeterre

    Blourp, blourb, blourp..

    En pleine clarté, Marie-Ségolène Royal, explique son programme.

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    11 mai 2006 14:30, par Comtesse Lucette Surléchelle de Richeterre

    Retraite

    Dominique de vil pain, préfère une semaine de retraite au milieu des piranhas.

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    11 mai 2006 13:36, par augusto pine-hochet

    Petits meurtres entre amis

    Sans aucun rapport avec cette photo ci vous apprecierez cette photo d’un torchon gauchiste qui non seulement difame notre premier ministre mais aussi le meilleur d’entre nous dans la rubrique "photographier les ados"

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    10 mai 2006 21:11, par Gérard Manfui

    Du grand art !

    Le danseur étoile Dominique Galouzeau de Villepin, surnommé la Pietragalla burnée à cause de son physique avantageux, nous interprête le magistral ballet aquatique “La Mort du Cygne”, sur une composition très wagnérienne d’un Jacques Chirac de plus en plus isolé par une forme de surdité galopante.

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    9 mai 2006 22:38, par Christophe Bevilacqua

    Lancement des festivals d’été : un mort

    C’est la consternation à Ranvilly-sur-Loire où la fête a tourné court.

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    9 mai 2006 21:31, par Aristide Lepingre, beauf décomplexé

    La délinquance recule

    Face à l’efficacité des milices sarkoziennes pour traquer les délits en tous genres, les “djeuns” ne peuvent plus fumer un joint au grand air.

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      9 mai 2006 22:03, par Silvio Musso les Nids

      La délinquance recule

      Une version moderne du pétard mouillé, quoi...

      Trés bon !

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    9 mai 2006 21:23, par Côme Lallune

    Suicide de Didier Kala

    Le corps du célèbre rédacteur en chef de “Brave Patrie” a été retrouvé par trente mètre de fond, à cinq milles des côtes, lesté par une machine à écrire Remington.

    De profondes blessures d’amour propre semblent être à l’origine de son désespoir : en effet, depuis les derniers agissements du gouvernement de l’Ulcèrante Machination Putride, la réalité a définitivement dépassé la fiction, aussi plus personne ne sourit à la lecture de la rafraîchissante revue satirique qui fit ses heures de gloire.

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      11 mai 2006 13:53, par Captain Couk

      Suicide de Didier Kala

      Il ne s’agirait pas d’un suicide mais d’une vendetta : Monsieur VON BRAUN aurait (enfin) découvert qui était le commanditaire des contrats auxquels il a échappé.

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    9 mai 2006 20:43, par Le Concombre Démasqué

    Sagesse proverbiale

    M. Villepin cherche la vérité au fond d’un puits.

    Nous ne savons pas encore si il a découvert quelque indice, mais comme il le dit lui-même avec la truculence qui le caractérise, « Ici au moins, je ne serais pas emmerdé par les corbeaux ! »

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    9 mai 2006 17:53, par Elsa Müzghueul

    Toujours plus bas dans les sondages

    ce n’est plus la France d’en bas, c’est celle d’en dessous. Un doute subsiste : morues ou maquereaux ?

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    9 mai 2006 17:28, par jll

    Le mystère s’apaissit

    Nouveau rebondissement dans l’affaire Clearstream avec cette photo du corbeau, dissimulé dans la fontaine de la place Beauvau grâce à une paille. Le visage est malheureusement indiscernable, mais on distingue, flottant entre deux eaux, une édition numérotée d’"un incompris" de Montherlant. A suivre ?

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      19 mai 21:54, par Erwin

      Le mystère s'apaissit

      Testosterone is a hormone that plays a vital role in various physiological
      processes, together with the event of male sexual traits, muscle growth,
      and maintenance of bone density. It is produced primarily within the testes but
      can also be synthesized in small quantities by the adrenal
      glands. Bioavailable testosterone can exert its effects immediately on androgen receptors (ARs).
      6 In males, E2 is produced locally through conversion by aromatase,
      5 an enzyme expressed in a quantity of tissues, including adipose tissue, bone,
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      Some males may also expertise a rise in blood stress or changes in cholesterol levels.
      Understanding these potential unwanted side effects helps patients and medical doctors make
      knowledgeable selections about persevering with or
      adjusting TRT. Testosterone Alternative Remedy (TRT) can supply many
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      Nevertheless, it is essential to listen to the potential unwanted effects, particularly those related to heart well being.

      Understanding these risks might help patients and healthcare providers
      make informed decisions. Testosterone is a hormone that plays a vital function within the improvement
      and maintenance of male traits. It is liable for regulating bone density, muscle mass, libido,
      and purple blood cell production.
      Our strategy was to screen the patient once more at interval clinic visits to substantiate
      the clinical and biochemical evidence of hypogonadism. As his last CV event had occurred six
      months ago, in gentle of the current evidence and ACC/AHA suggestions, and also
      contemplating our affected person’s persistent symptoms, he was restarted on TRT with routine follow-up.
      Male hypogonadism has been increasingly identified and handled in elderly males for the reason that
      final decade [4]. In Accordance to one research, 2.4 million men aged between forty and sixty nine
      years suffer from hypogonadism within the US with
      an estimated 481,000 new instances of hypogonadism reported annually
      in men throughout the similar age group. Testosterone levels normally peak at the age of 30 after which there is a decline at
      a price of 1-2% per year with growing older.
      By that, we’re referring to alternative therapy forms
      like injections, skin patches, and gels. Additionally, TRT therapy can improve mathematical reasoning, spatial talents, and verbal
      reminiscence. From faster processing to higher
      thinking abilities, there’s no harm in growing your testosterone
      levels when you see fit. In a nutshell, the
      relationship between testosterone and heart well being
      is complicated. Clearly, there are tons of variables that have an result on male testosterone and every individual.
      Conversely, these with higher levels of body fat sometimes have decrease
      ranges of testosterone. On high of that, some male testosterone is
      converted to what’s known as estradiol.
      Despite this, some girls see symptomatic enchancment 4–6 weeks after the beginning of remedy [14].
      The normal of care is all the time to judge and treat the scientific syndrome of T deficiency that isn’t
      linked to particular laboratory values. Nonetheless, the goal must
      be to individualize dosing to resolve medical signs
      whereas keeping serum levels low enough to reduce potential
      T side effects. Profitable outcomes have been observed with STT in lowering symptoms with minimal side effects by sustaining
      serum T ranges between a hundred and fifty and 250 ng/dL in ladies.
      Nonetheless, further long-term dosing research ought to be conducted to judge T
      deficiency in girls [1,14].
      Testosterone is an anabolic Steroids can be ingested In which ways
      - scienceprofessionalhub.co.ke, hormone that is answerable for the event of
      male intercourse organs. Patients with low testosterone who are
      symptomatic must be treated with testosterone alternative remedy (TRT) once
      the diagnosis has been confirmed. The aim of treatment is to improve
      the signs including the bodily, sexual, and cognitive well being with
      the goal being to keep the testosterone within the mid-normal
      limit of the reference vary. Male hypogonadism has been increasingly diagnosed and handled in aged males because the
      last decade. A proportionate increase within the prescription of testosterone has been seen as well.
      The relationship of testosterone ranges with cardiovascular (CV) outcomes is challenging
      and has proven conflicting outcomes. Dangers and benefits of TRT must be discussed with each
      patient previous to beginning or restarting the procedure.

      This impact is regarded as related to testosterone’s capacity to enhance the operate of blood vessels and scale
      back inflammation in the physique, both of which might have a optimistic
      influence on blood stress. Usually speaking, having physiologic levels of testosterone could have
      cardioprotective effects on heart illness. You will see an improvement in vascular operate, adiposity, physique composition, strength, temper, libido, lowered stroke danger,
      and lowered cardiovascular threat.
      For some people, it’d enhance how nicely the blood vessels work, which might be useful.
      Nevertheless, for others, TRT might doubtlessly elevate blood pressure, improve levels of cholesterol,
      or thicken the blood, which could make current coronary
      heart issues worse. The relationship between TRT and coronary heart
      assaults remains a topic of debate, with mixed findings from totally different studies.
      If you’re contemplating TRT, it’s essential to discuss your private danger components along with your
      healthcare provider. Even although the analysis is blended,
      it’s important to note that docs typically approach TRT with warning in males who are at greater threat for
      coronary heart problems. This signifies that in case you have a historical
      past of coronary heart illness, high ldl cholesterol,
      or hypertension, your doctor will weigh the potential advantages and dangers of TRT rigorously earlier
      than recommending it.
      This is when testosterone remedy, or testosterone substitute
      remedy (TRT), comes into play. In simple phrases, testosterone remedy is a
      treatment choice that emphasizes normalizing the testosterone ranges in the human body, particularly in those aged people whose bodies can’t produce enough
      hormones. The lack of settlement about testosterone’s security makes doctors and sufferers unsure about the risks.

      For example, testosterone helps regulate levels of cholesterol, which
      are important for heart well being. Low testosterone
      ranges can lead to higher ranges of "bad" ldl cholesterol (LDL) and
      lower ranges of "good" cholesterol (HDL). When cholesterol is
      not balanced, plaque can construct up in the arteries,
      leading to a condition called atherosclerosis. This situation makes it tougher for blood to move to the guts, which may
      result in a heart assault. It can lead to greater cholesterol levels, hypertension, and
      insulin resistance, all of which contribute to coronary heart issues.

      Voir en ligne : scienceprofessionalhub.co.ke

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    9 mai 2006 16:36, par Silvio Musso les Nids

    La justice ne passera pas

    Dominique de Villepin s’est juré de rester muet comme une carpe dans l’affaire Clearstream.

    Nous pouvons le voir ici en train de prendre un cours accéléré auprès de ces poissons afin d’apprendre à fermer (enfin !) sa gueule.

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    9 mai 2006 15:47, par SMART

    Vous ne savez pas nager en eaux troubles ?

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